Hahaha! This week, I spent 20 minutes explaining in Spanish to the management at my local supermarket that I can't eat normal peanut butter because I don't want to get atherosclerosis from the trans fats.

They used to carry Skippy Natural but it's been out-of-stock.

So I've been eating pistachio butter (unsweetened) + keto nutella (half hazelnut butter / half almond butter with cocoa, sweetened with monk fruit). Definitely delicious, but like 6 times more money.